Portfolio Magazine dies, at last

I hate to say I told you so, but Conde Nast this morning announced that it is closing Portfolio Magazine. Back in September 2007 I wrote a post, “Portfolio Magazine: Slick but will it stick,” examining why I didn’t think this business publication would make it.

The real reason wasn’t the economy or advertising decline. Read the post for details, but in summary the magazine had too much high anxiety, too few trend, how-to, and apsirational stories.

It was pretty, though.

Portfolio Magazine: Slick but will it stick?

Conde Nast’s Portfolio magazine is gorgeous. But I don’t like it. I couldn’t put my figure on why until I mapped out the articles in the October issues of Portfolio and Fortune against the “9 Themes People Like To Talk and Read About.” (See chart below.)

Too much high anxiety

While both publications run about the same number of personal stories and glitz and glam features, Portfolio, unlike Fortune, runs many articles that raise apprehension, fear, doubt and anxieties about different businesses or business trends. Consider the headlines on the Portfolio cover flap:

“Did Chiquita Finance Murder: Inside the Company’s Death-Squad Crisis,” “Starwood’s Barry Sternlicht Exacts His Revenge,” Google: The Worst News Ever for Cell-Phone Carriers.”

“Anxiety” stories once had appeal, but have lost their juice because the media and politicians have over-played the anxiety angle. Elevated security levels, retirement crises, healthcare fraud….it’s too much negativity all the time about topics people can generally do little to change. So we tune out the anxiety stories.

Too few trends

Another difference is that Fortune features five stories on “avalanches about to roll,” those big trends about to happen, compared to just two in Portfolio. These stories always appeal to business people because we like to be insiders about what’s coming next and be early in tracking big trends. Aside from having so few “avalanche” stories the Portfolio trend articles seem not so trendy — one on the PC industry in China and the other on alternative fuels for cars.

Oops we forgot the how-to and aspirations

Business people love how-to stories and a reason to believe in something or someone. Yet Portfolio has neither type of story. Fortune, on the other hand, features “How to be a Great Leader” on its October cover. Aspirational and how-to? You bet.

Portfolio (Oct. 2007)

Fortune (Oct. 1, 2007)

Aspirations Leader Machines
Anxieties The Banana War

Trading Spaces

Money Guns Gods

His Fault: Blame Greenspan

Crash Test Economy

Hello, Ma Google

Personal stories Revenge of the Hotel King

Rita’s Hail Mary Pass

Game On

Shari Redstone’s Big-Screen Test

Showing Some Spine

A Conversation with the Chairman

Time for Change

You Got Served

Meet the New Steel

Road Warrior Andrea Illy

Private Equity’s Black Sheep

Glitz and Glam Show Trials

Nastier than a Speeding Bullet

The $59 Million Arm

Sex and the Symphony

Classic-Rock Saviors

Wall St. Turns 20

PepsiCo’s Broadway Bet

The Fast Lane

How-to Break Free!
Avalanche The Great Laptop Forward

Big Green Machines

MySpace Strikes Back

Would You Buy a Bridge From This Man? (infrastructure funds)

The New Land Grab

Cash in on the Rebuilding Boom

India’s Pizza Wars

Counterintuitive Drilling for God
Event-related none none
David vs. Goliath none none

Being a longtime magazine junkie, I hope Portfolio can make it. Without a new tone, however, my bet is that it will be gone in 18 months.

If there are some Portfolio lovers out there, help me see what I’m missing.